hot dog mom

A skinny nerd who does nothing but watch anime and play with his wiener all day.

Guy: “Hey you remember that hot dog mom guy from Jebendia?”

Other guy: “Hah yes, everyone hated that guy”

by anonymous June 10, 2021

Springfield Corn Dog

A sexual act where your girlfriend or wife's gag reflex is activated and she vomits on your cock and balls while performing oral sex.

Last night my girl wasn't feeling well, so she gave me a Springfield Corn Dog.

by Marcus Corvenis April 16, 2008

Toilet Paper Dog

A small dog with short legs, and curly white fur. Usually said as a derogatory term.

We took care of our neighbor's toilet paper dog this week.

by thepokeduck June 2, 2011

Lay on the floor with dogs

Reference made to positioning one's self around an unsavory or seedy character that may eventually lead to harm.

If my Daddy knew that I hung out with Ralph he would have surely told me, "Son, if you continue to lay on the floor with dogs, you're gonna get fleas. It's just a matter of time!"

by PTL May 28, 2006

Hot dog butt

When a woman’s butt cheeks are big enough she can cradle a dick between them like a hotdog between buns.

When Gina’s lying on her stomach with that big hot dog butt in the air, all I can think about is sliding my wiener between her buns.

by Ilovemaeby May 5, 2018

moon-dog roofie

The act of shitting on one's head while you are screwing them in the ass.

My hair is crusty from being moon-dog roofied last night.

by Bob Bedford January 9, 2009

Who let the dogs in?

A saying that might be used upon entering an establishment and discovering that the majority of people in said establishment are ugly.

or

When a bunch of people start fighting and or going crazy.

(Upon entering their neighborhood sports pub)
Mike: 10 cent wings and dollar drafts, all game, Jo-Jo!
Joe: Let's do this!
(Mike and Joe walk through the front door)
Mike: Damn, who let the dogs in?
Joe: What the f*ck?
Mike: There's never any good looking chicks here.
Joe: Nope.
Mike: 10 cent wings and dollar drafts, all game, Jo-Jo!
Joe: Here we go!

by pawntrepreneur January 13, 2011