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Fart Salsa

When you blow a fart, but a chunky mixture is extruded from your anus into your panties. Since you eat a lot of vegetables, it shows.
Men scoop it out and eat it with corn tortilla chips as they pass you around sexually.
You are literally the life of the party
Nancy made us some fart salsa, so while we took turns banging her, all us others grabbed some chips and scraped her panties clean.
by anonymous June 10, 2024
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Emilia fart

How cool am i from 1 to emilia fart
by Human.. February 14, 2018
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Pop Fart

When you are making a food item in the toaster and the ding scares you so much you fart.
That was the loudest pop fart I’ve ever heard!
by IHasPseudonym January 5, 2019
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think you the shit bitch you not even the fart

The most bestest insult ever. (Also a song by ice spice but we don’t really care that much do we)
Person 1: nahhhh you got ZERO rizz…
You: think you the shit bitch you not even the fart GRAH *struts away*
Person 1: WWHHAATTTTTTTTTTT *explodes from the insult*
by August has so much rizz February 23, 2024
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muckle fart

Little louis (AKA J.L), is a literal, muckle fart!
person 1: areet muckle fart

person 2: whats that stompin down the street, its r u b y the one a beat
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converse stabilizer for the multidimensional purse aliens; understands the void realm. deviates never from Satanship

thinks Heaven's for snatch riders and flame retardant dreamers; waits for the living to have upflow or drip to protect aimless behavior for non self idealized and idolized toilet citizens
The convergence of multidimensional purse aliens was too high so the big purse toys transformed themselves into zero dimensional fart sniffer meats.
by sinrlifemattrs November 7, 2025
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Smell-o-fart

One who thinks themself higher than those around them. Often characterized by a cocky, pompous, overconfident attitude. Those who are considered Smell-o-farts often hold their head high with their nose in the air, as if they are trying to sniff a fart.
Karen: Why don't you have any more canned green beans? My husband is a lawyer and I will sue if I am not treated with better customer service. Let me speak to your manager a young man.
Kyle: Why are you making that face?
Karen: Excuse me? I asked for the manager.
Kyle: I am the manager, get out of my store you smell-o-fart
by monkeysbutt May 16, 2020
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