is the one piece real

Papi mami papi tuhtthutth

papi is the one piece real??

by Aosofoepppaytimsnfnkf August 29, 2022

parrot of the one eyed pirate

only done in a threesome it is when on person (male) climbs on anothers(females) back sticks his dick in her mouth. The thired person is laying under the women and has his cock stuck up in her tities and is cumming in her eye making her 'one eyed'

harrison was the parret in the parrot of the one eyed pirate

by I-TAL April 25, 2004

Two guys one bar

The most shocking and contreversial goldentones movie inspired from two girls one cup

Dude you have to see two guys one bar it is disgusting

Aaryn- I just saw a weird video
Anthony- What video

Aaryn- Two guys one bar
Anthony- How was it
Aaryn- Interesting I think we should try what they did

by gkellls July 12, 2009

the great white round one

a phrase that defines the vessel first built and designed to successful use by Sir Thomas Crapper, on Royal warrant to King Edward the incontinent. However, as a fan of royal bowel movements, he devoted too much time to their study and failed to patent said recepticle, and thus lost out on millions in licensing. Usually found in places of civility (IE anywhere but China), and greatly appreciated when life is absent of them. Hard, circular to fit the general size of buttock but not the aim of many sexually incompetant men, who if they cannot find mark in a large round hole, says something about any potential skill with a small one. Usually white to emphasise the colour your bowels can only hope to live up to compared to royalty.
First used on "Fairy Odd Parents" on Nickelodeon, by Jorgon Von Strangle

Person One: That was some awesome curry buffet,..

Person Two: Yeah,.. ohh my guts ,. Hold up,.. I gotta go file a report with the great white round one.

by StevoHK April 15, 2008

one in the pink, three in the stink

1 finger inserted in the vagina, while 3 of the remaining 4 are interested into the woman's anus, or "stink."
A fucking weird thing to do.

So I started out slow, just a little of the ol' shocka, but gradually the fingers migrated south. Before I knew it, I had one in the pink, three in the stink.

by Gray the Don January 8, 2015

That One Time at Band Camp

An expression used by band nerds (like me). It causes the speaker to talk about their fondest or worst memories at band camp. Makes me feel old.

Terry: That One Time at Band Camp (proceeds to grow old)

by Malware. January 14, 2019

one-eyed wooly booger

another term for the males sex tool. also known as the penis, this instrument is known for gagging and making females scream when used correctly.

Did you see the size of the guy's one-eyed wooly booger?!

by heywoodjablowme August 31, 2006