fucking penis

A complete and utter retard, joker, acts like a bit of a cunt.

*So and So fucks up on Spliter Cell*
Louis: You fucking penis look what you've just done.

by Ethan Muse May 9, 2005

Skunt Fuck

1. Adding emphasis to the swear fuck by referencing a skunt.

2. Fucking the shit out of some random, low self-esteemed whore, whose name you may or may not remember, doing it raw, then leaving the mess for her to clean up like any good little woman should. Preferably a skunt fuck includes demeaning tricks like Angry Pirate, Dirty Sanchez, Blumpkin, and/or Spiderman, because the stupid skank, cunt, bitch deserves to be degraded.

You know that drunk chick that I was talking to last night? I took her back to her place, skunt fucked her, took the cash out of her wallet, shit in her shoes then killed her cat. I love skunts.

by billberto March 21, 2005

fuck wad

1.) A mixture of semen and vaginal fluids after intercourse.
2.) A complete jerk, asshole, jack-ass.

1.) Vallisa used a rag to clean up the cold fuck wad off the bed.

2.) It is unbelieveable what that sorry fuck wad did next!

by Shameless75110 June 15, 2009

fuck a cat

a term one would say in frustration.

george misses the bus- "fuck a cat!"

by Drewza May 2, 2007

Nipple Fucking

This is an act where a female inserts her hard erect nipple
into the eye of the male penis,resembling the act of intercourse.

Leslia likes nipple fucking in edward for long hard hours.

by Billy Barry Lewis October 18, 2008

turkey fuck

to use someone elses lit cigarette to light your own cigarette with

Yo,turkey fuck me.

ohhhh thankyou

by ~===== December 9, 2003

Fuck-Fest

A really fucking annoying and or frustrating situation involving five or more people in a small space.

when trying top leave the movie theater, a 400 pound man tripped causing a serious fuck-fest for the people behing him

by anitasquatch horgan March 3, 2008