This syndrome was discovered by real scientists A.L. and J.S. after learning that the common man who gets rejected by a fairly attractive girl then ends up dating a psychical or mental monstrosity despite his friends interventions. This syndrome is named after the original subject, D.P.
"So he got dumped by Amanda Tapping, and now he's dating the Blob? He has a case of the Dumped Psycho Syndrome!"
-Any normal guy.
-Any normal guy.
by Jay Suntarus April 24, 2008
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So I was walking down the street wearing pants on the hottest day of the summer. Man did I get the worst BGS!(Bubble Gum Syndrome)
by J Birdious Maximus September 2, 2010
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My ex-wife hasn't seen her child for four years but she still thinks she is the better parent... She has Golden Uterus Syndrome.
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Taken from an Episode of "Doug", when Doug tries to take his dad's kite design for "the funny 5" (the fifth in the kite in a series) and make it more "cool" like his friends kite, but in fact makes the kite suck hard and not even fly.
Taken from an Episode of "Doug", when Doug tries to take his dad's kite design for "the funny 5" (the fifth in the kite in a series) and make it more "cool" like his friends kite, but in fact makes the kite suck hard and not even fly.
He got a great design from a professional designer, but then he got "the funny 5" syndrome and started adding stuff and changes things. pretty soon it sucked hard
by rvakbyog June 16, 2008
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Why are you screaming m***er f***er into your lap?
Because that dumb ass guy needs to hang up and drive - but if he sees me calling him that - he might pull over and beat me up! I have Vehicular Tourette's Syndrome.
Because that dumb ass guy needs to hang up and drive - but if he sees me calling him that - he might pull over and beat me up! I have Vehicular Tourette's Syndrome.
by Silverlock March 29, 2009
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by nate hawthorn June 29, 2009
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Alternatively known as Sorkin Syndrome.
Alternatively known as Sorkin Syndrome.
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