Shit the bed

A form of exclamation expressing annoyance or surprise.

To cry out suddenly in pleasure or pain.

"Shit the bed, we've been burgled!"

"Shit the bed, that feels good!"

"Shit the bed, I have a terrible hangover"

by Phil1974 December 20, 2006

eat shit

(verb) to be subervient or submissive.

by Fangsta March 18, 2003

shit dick

A Gay Man...............

*(self explanitory)* you know a dick in an ass, with shit in it...

by shit dick May 13, 2005

elephant shit

I was at the Circus once and I saw the Lion Tamer lift up the elephant's tail, and it started dropping baseball-sized turds like a token dispenser at the arcade.

God damn, look at that thing go!

by T Hizzle May 1, 2005

shit mac

a crappy computer thats fucking slow as hell.

rodd: isnt the fucking you tube vid loaded yet?!?!
todd: no, my shit mac is slow as hell!!

by jason padilla January 10, 2009

shit painter

one who uses feces as a medium to paint walls, toilets, mirrors, etc. also know as shit painting.

Sarge was the most creative shit painter I've ever seen! I stopped at the Seven-Eleven to drop and duece and a shit painter had just painted the whole joint.

by The Square Gang April 13, 2008

Shit-spigot

1. Someone who constant runs their mouth spewing out utterly boring nonsense or mis-information;

2. Someone that keeps running on about the same topic that no one is interested in, even though they've been told to shut up many times;

3. Same as above except they have no idea what they're talking about - they keep spewing factually incorrect garbage or a theory that's been completely debunked.

Bro, did you hear Ernie last night. He's nothing but a streaming shit-spigot?

by CA-35 August 29, 2009