New Jersey suicide

Getting oneself whacked by the mob.

Example: Joe Pesci's character Nicky Santoro commits New Jersey suicide in Casino.

Luigi was warned that if he fooled around on Mario's turf he would be committing New Jersey suicide.

by Shmoesta December 31, 2023

new york hoedown

that part in The Great Gatsby where Myrtle gets run over

if you mention that price she'll be out of here in a New York hoedown

by anonymous December 16, 2022

New England Hick

Someone who is from New England and exudes the hippy counter-culture vibe. Long hair down to butt, etc.

Nickey, you're such a New England Hick!

by EnigmaTheDingus August 26, 2016

New World Disorder

Conspiracy of a secret society of the world’s most richest and powerful. They seek to dramatically reduce world population and destroy freedom and justice and rights for all human beings. They seek to degrade and dumb down society and take away peoples liberties without people even realizing it. They are Satanists and devote their lives to evil and control. It is integrated in their secret satanic religion. They want full control over all other humans and a one world government which they will control like a puppet master. They seek to pacify people and keep them brainwashed and asleep. See: sheeple

Currently, All of the peoples of the World are asleep and living within a Matrix that is called the New World Disorder.

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker April 21, 2021

New Mexico green chile

The act of your partner drinking yellow Gatorade earlier that day then proceeding to poop on your chest the poop has a slight green tint resulting in the "New Mexico Green Chile"

(1)Hey man have you drank any Gatorade today?
(2)Yeah, had one this morning want a "New Mexico Green Chile?"
(1)Yeah!

by Lit Loc November 3, 2021

A New Hampshire Seatbelt

When a chick reaches around from over your shoulder and jerks you off.

Did you hear how Lucky Brian is? His girlfriend gave him a New Hampshire Seatbelt last night.

by nermalpecker September 16, 2025

New Strategy

What's that? Pretend not to be retarded and walk around with a smelly weiner?

Hym "Stop appealing to expertise Douglarse! If what I am saying... Is concordant or commensurate with the truth... Than I am justified in saying it. The experts aren't these all knowing Wisemen. They just don't want to lose an argument to a layman under the gaze of the public eye so they are trying to monopolize the public discourse. And their accomplishments pale in comparison to mine. So... They are addicted to the warmth of God's gaze. It seems like your new strategy is just appealing to authority."

by Hym Iam April 13, 2025