cat

cutest darn thing ever

(sorry I'm out of ideas and cats are the cutest)

by Solari_is_now_self-loathing July 27, 2021

Dead cat

Old vagina

Man, Jacobs grandma has one Dead cat

by PointingatmyBALLZ October 18, 2022

Cat Punk

A rare type of creatures which are half cat and half human, usually quite punk. They are known for wanting attention but instantly refuse it once someone is willing to give it to them. They live in their own world and hardly let anyone in, but once they do, you will have the time of your life.

Damn, he’s so cat punk. I just want him.

by changingtheworld April 18, 2022

bobtail cat

A domestic cat that looks sort of like a bobcat. Rumor has it that a regular cat mated with a bobcat and this was the result. Really it is just a cat with a stubby tail and a predisposition to diabetes and weight gain.

"My bobtail cat is a fat and diabetic genius."

by Kimmiebee25 January 11, 2017

sloppy cat cafe

To perform cunnilingus voraciously.

Johnny asked Jane if he could go to the Sloppy Cat Cafe with her.

by Priecher February 14, 2018

The Cat

A jerk that steals your food but is kinda cute tho so it’s ok

You: HEY THE CAT STOLE MY FOOD
Me: yeah but he cute

by Felt cute, might scream kachow November 7, 2019

Cat

Used for a mouth

You put it in your mouth and choke you cat.0

by DontBotherMeBot on ps4 October 17, 2019