Fart Fingers

Phalanges filled with hot air smelling of shit used for tapping.

I got a lot of healing from those NFG fart fingers but now I stink to high heaven.

by FFS Hungry Hippo April 16, 2022

Puddle Fart

A puddle fart is the act of dropping your trousers and placing your ass into a puddle of rain water before farting and breathing deeply.

I can’t wait to puddle fart, I have been holding it in all day.

by That guys not an Andrew April 18, 2022

Fart

It comes from your rear end.

Who farted?

by Pro12345 March 9, 2022

Weed Fart

A nickname for a very "ill-timed" plug.

A nickname for a plug with the worst timing EVER.

"Bro, he told me to pull-up but I've been sitting here for two hours!"

"Yeah bro, he a Weed Fart"

by beasliebeats March 9, 2022

Fart Smella

ew

your a fart smella thats kinda sus man

by ILikePeopleOfAge March 9, 2022

Booty Fart

booty fart- Noun/Verb When you’re fucking a bitch in her ass and she farts but ends up sharting on your cock

dylan: i was fucking this bitch and she had a booty fart

by Trainwreck2829 March 11, 2022

Roundhouse Fart

Similar to a roundhouse kick expect in bed, when you’re all worn out. All of a sudden your right leg gets a burst of energy launching your right knee into the air projecting gas which delivers a final blow to your blanket before a deep slumber.

Shrek: oi Fiona!
Fiona: shrek!
Shrek: HIT THIS REAL QUICK! IT’S CALLED THE ROUNDHOUSE FART.
Fiona: These are what the locals use as a useful hallucigenic.

by Dr Bunnyboy March 12, 2022