You're my fart homie
by Xrparmy June 12, 2025
by Call_sign_viper April 30, 2018
by tiffany 237/ jae1987 January 26, 2016
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by Sossololpipi November 07, 2020
Chum-Farts are gassy substances wear you plug your fingers like a rhino through a girl's eyes and butthole and poke so hard that the cum that is seeping out of her turns into straight bile-like-substance.
by J.J WillyNickles May 13, 2022
This is a purely defensive fart. When another person in the general vicinity launches a stink rocket towards your person the only defense available outside of running away like a little girl being chased by a candy van is to deploy a blockade fart with the hope the it will keep the invading stench from roasting your sinuses.
My buddy dropped a pickled egg surprise. Thankfully I had a blockade fart to protect my perimeter or I would have clawed my nose off
by Slartifartfast December 22, 2017