cum tart

A cum tart is a person who’s being a bit of a sour grape. Some who hastily expresses disappointment over small or minuscule matters in front of their friends.
Steph it’s ok please just pick a simple desert and quite being a cum tart about it.
by Stephrie August 22, 2023
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Cum chicken nugget

The act of cumming in someone's chicken nuggets for sexual pleasure
Jim: man I could go for a cum chicken nugget
by Ahhhhhhahhhahahhahhhahhh November 19, 2023
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cum humper

when some one jacks off whit there own semen
DUDE! jack is such a cum humper
by 4lph4 May 20, 2015
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Cum Party

A party that celebrates the anniversary of someone's first nut. It's like a regular party but with white theming (Food, Drinks, ect.)
"Yo Karl, are you cumming to my party this weekend?"
"Is it a cum party?"
by ImaBigNerd December 11, 2023
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Reverse Cum Shot (2%)

A lactating women shoves one of her nipples into your dick hole, then squeezes her milk down into your cock.
It hurt to piss this morning, Martha performed her world famous Reverse Cum Shot (2%) on me last night. Had enough milk in my dick to piss and fill up my bowl of Cheerios the next mornin’.
by Jon Sharti April 11, 2023
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Cum Teaser

Someone who likes to ejaculate on car tyres so that the car can no longer move
My car has been vandalized by the local cum teaser
by ForthwithAndOnward February 04, 2025
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