Brown Crayon 

when someone needs to take a number 2 and can not hold it.

I need to take a number 2 and if I do not hurry I will have a brown crayon in my pants.

Brown Crayon by funnyguy211 February 11, 2010

Brown Paper Basket 

Filling up the toilet bowl with lots of scrunched up toilet roll as the particuarly troublesome shit you've just had continues to leave smears on every bit you wipe with, therefore making the pan resemble a not so pleasant waste paper basket.

There's no paper in that one mate, I've just had a right sticky one and turned the pan into a monster brown paper basket

Brown Paper Basket by Drexl69 February 14, 2010

Brown-walling 

When you're throwing so much shit at the metaphorical wall so something will stick that the metaphorical wall turns brown and you can no longer see its original colour.

1) Man its so hard to find work nowdays I've just been brown-walling everything I see in the classifides

2) I've been having no luck with girls lately so I'm just brown-walling them all hoping something will happen somewhere

Brown-walling by V. Azrael May 18, 2010

browndaries 

Boundaries that a person has with anal sex.

I don't want to get fucked in the ass, I have some browndaries.

browndaries by poopatrol June 2, 2010

Brown 

A surname of which the person seems boring and average but these people can be cunningly devious and people are misled by their boring superficial mask, and in turn make up the population of those on street corners, but go home to mummy's for tea and scones.

Man 1 "dude..don't her name's Railston-Brown!"
Man 2 "eh,money grabbing b**tch!"

Brown by PimpOfTheBitches June 2, 2010

Brown A- Bomb 

When some one is taking a shit and go extreme meaures to not touch the toilet in a public place. they put there feet on the wall so that they are completely hanging over the toilet at least by a foot and then the shit which sets of a blast of large proportions.

"Oh my gawd the back splash went straight up my anus!!!!"
"shouldnt have done that Brown A- Bomb'

Brown A- Bomb by slickcj July 4, 2010

Brown Hockey Mask 

Putting your partners head above 10 feet in your anus

John: I totally got sharon to do a brown hockey mask with me

Brown Hockey Mask by i<3buttsecks223 July 21, 2010