Sophia: So I heard James is dating again.
Oscar: James isn't dating; he's just making one nighters with his friends with benefits, he told me all about it.
Sophia: Really, oh my gosh, he sounds like a dude hoe.
Oscar: He's my dude-hoe.
Kyle: A true bro wouldn't expose their friends' secrets.
Oscar: Oh but it isn't a secret, he also wanted me to tell Sophia about. So why don't you go mind your own business, you Eve's dropping bitch?
Sophia: Yeah, Kyle go fuck yourself!
Kyle: *Runs away crying*
Oscar: James isn't dating; he's just making one nighters with his friends with benefits, he told me all about it.
Sophia: Really, oh my gosh, he sounds like a dude hoe.
Oscar: He's my dude-hoe.
Kyle: A true bro wouldn't expose their friends' secrets.
Oscar: Oh but it isn't a secret, he also wanted me to tell Sophia about. So why don't you go mind your own business, you Eve's dropping bitch?
Sophia: Yeah, Kyle go fuck yourself!
Kyle: *Runs away crying*
by anonymous March 31, 2025

by annoying123456 September 25, 2020

they just are
by minecraft_virgin69 August 6, 2020

by simp12345 May 5, 2022

by Yabutch October 29, 2019

Has Julia break up with him and then calls her a hoe then 3 days later puts about this girl on his story.....who’s the (man)-/hoe now?
by Kingkj676 September 13, 2019
