what the monk

usually the beginning of an appeal when someone has brought false charges up against your monkey

What? the monk? why the fuck would he steal your apples, mr. shitt? he eats fucking bananas.

by marcopolio January 27, 2005

What you game?

Lit. What is your game? Greeting used by the perverts on pills "crew" to determine what the "game" or "plan" is. Usually muttered under the breath after mass consumption of narcotics before bats begin to appear

"Well boy. What you game?"

"Some dose."

"Bravo tango"

by Speedy Dave March 13, 2004

what's the burn?

what's up?
what's happening?

'Yo Foo, whats the burn dude?

by teh Nige March 25, 2004

That’s what she said

Oisín

You’re such an Oisín, you dirty rascal, a that’s what she said

by elucas004 November 13, 2021

whats your deadlift

what pussies say when they can't win an argument, ends in them bullying you. ALWAYS ASK WHATS THEIR PHYSIQUE!!! THIS IS THEIR WEAKPOINT!! (sometimes)

ChadNigga69: stfu pussy you probably eat the cum out of your mom you inbred shitwad
faggotassretard8350835: ok pusi whats your deadlift @ den pusi i will kik yr ass in a fite!!
ChadNigga69: 250, why?
faggotassretard8350835: LOL!! my grandma can lift that!! my penis can lift that!!
ChadNigga69: ok post your physique then, pussy.
this bitch left!! pussy!!!: faggotassretard8350835

by GrandmaFingering November 16, 2021

Wait what

A timeless phrase that is spoken or written whenever you suddenly realize what the person is actually saying, which often results in confusion or bewilderment. Honestly kinda comical in a way, as it's usually when the person says something unusual or unexpected that gets your full attention.

Doctor: Hey it's time for your monthly check up.
Timothy: Awesome.
Doctor: Did you take any pain relievers this past month?
Timothy: Nope.
Doctor: Did you experience any sort of sudden fatigue in your muscles, joints, or forehead this past month?
Timothy: Nope.

Doctor: Did you forget to take out the trash again?
Timothy: Nope, uh- wait what?

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian March 10, 2022

Reap What You Sow

The act of having impregnating a woman on a one night stand. And not showing up until the child's 18th birthday to say "Happy Birthday, you little bastard!"

Wow Kyle, took you long enough to Reap What You Sow

by ilovebewbies March 16, 2022