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My Baby Goose

A Beautiful woman with a loving heart. Her beauty is pure and her heart is benevolent. She doesn’t admit she is beautiful, but if someone were to stare long enough, they would indeed fall in love with her gorgeous eyes, and sexy smile. She has curves that would make a holy man want to stray from his vows. When she looks at you your heart skips a beat. When she says your name its as if angels sing. When she touches you there is this feeling of falling that over comes you. When she kisses you, your stomach has a fluttering urge to lift off. When she makes love with you, no one else in the world exists; just you and her. For a split second of extreme nirvana your souls become one. When she says, "I love you", you're over whelmed with a warm numbness that feels like the sun exploding inside of you. Her heart is filled with rays of light, that she isn't afraid to show the world. She saves the rays of light for those who really count; her loved ones. She is willing to bend over backwards, just to see you smile. She allows herself to be completely open to the one person she calls her soul mate. She loves him unconditionally and will do anything for him. She brings happiness onto him; he never thought he could be as happy as he is with her. She is my heart. She is the one I will call the mother of my children. The one who will bring down the walls that surround me. She is the one who will save me. She is my soul mate, my happiness, my love. She is Lauren M. Simons; my baby goose.
You're the love of my life; you're my soul mate; I love you with all my heart Lauren, and that will never change.
I cant wait to start my life with you, my baby goose.
by Lewellen April 29, 2011
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Baby Mama War

When the baby mama drama escalates into a physical dispute, but its between more than one baby mama over one man.

Or can be a situation with child support and or a struggle to be with one out of the batch of baby mamas present.
I am not about to get involved with you, Meggan, Sheika, Shonda, and Peaches Baby Mama War. You should of kept it in your pants.
by Black Riz September 26, 2008
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Dead Baby Field

A place where pregnant teens go to have abortions. Usually the mother prefers to take large quantities of drugs before self aborting on the field. Every major city has a dead baby field.
I'm taking my bitch, Amanda, to dead baby field later.
by Coreycock January 8, 2009
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sexy-baby-hot

A person of either sex who is so sexily hot that you get a tingle and a throb when you look at them. If you see a person like this on the dance floor you will want to rub yourself on them or squeeze a part of them.
oh my! she IS sexy-baby-hot! I want to rub my face in her cleavage.

sexy-baby-hot!! ( pronounced with a whispery intonation and a slightly screwed up nose)
by MissPj June 29, 2011
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alabama baby bird

when you're kissing someone, intentionally vomitting into their mouth.
me and bobby was makin' out the other day, and i totally alabama baby birded him. snap!
by sweatychickpile February 16, 2009
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make like a baby

A phrase coined by a beautiful girl named Gabriella. Means to leave a place or situation that is boring to you. Much like makin like a banana or makin like a tree, to make like a baby means to head out like when a baby is born and comes head out through the mothers vajayjay.
Sean: "This party blows."

Gaby: "Yeah, lets make like a baby and head out."
by seansauce26 May 16, 2010
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Dead baby jokes

really hilarious jokes. Also offensive.
But no one cares about the butthurt morons who get annoyed by them.
Q: What do you do when you/your wife gives birth to a dead baby?

A: I don't know...what?

Q: Get a pot and some water YOU'RE HAVING SOUP TONIGHT!

A: Damn I love them dead baby jokes.
by PandoraTheWicked. May 9, 2010
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