a form of sexual torture when a lady has sex with a dude and stops right before he orgasms, leaving him with blue balls syndrome.
Ethan was pulled into his girlfriend’s apartment and was tugged onto the bed. They performed foreplay, then Ethan started eating her out. His girlfriend returned the favour by giving him a blowjob. Ethan felt immense pleasure and his breathing became uneven. Then he was right about to orgasm when she pulled out.
“What happened?”
“Nothing.”
Ethan was naked, wanting more.
“C’mon, gimme more!
“No.”
“Just finish the job!”
Ethan was promptly kicked out, naked on the street. He then felt a swelling sensation on his balls. It felt as all circulation was cut off. He grasped his balls in pain and doubled over. His balls bragged across the pavement as he tried crawling away. He is a victim to the blue balls tease.
“What happened?”
“Nothing.”
Ethan was naked, wanting more.
“C’mon, gimme more!
“No.”
“Just finish the job!”
Ethan was promptly kicked out, naked on the street. He then felt a swelling sensation on his balls. It felt as all circulation was cut off. He grasped his balls in pain and doubled over. His balls bragged across the pavement as he tried crawling away. He is a victim to the blue balls tease.
by Well, shit. January 17, 2018
Get the blue balls teasemug. by Drewskie7117 October 24, 2019
Get the goof ball sexmug. When a man is under extreme stress or pressure, usually from a female, due to a mistake or deadline.
by Devil421 November 26, 2003
Get the balls in a vice gripmug. A: "I'm going to have to borrow twenty bucks for gas if you don't mind"
B: "Your mother's balls your borrowing my twenty bucks, take a taxi"
In tennis
A: "That last shot was out of bounds"
B: "Your mother's balls are out of bounds! That shot was in"
B: "Your mother's balls your borrowing my twenty bucks, take a taxi"
In tennis
A: "That last shot was out of bounds"
B: "Your mother's balls are out of bounds! That shot was in"
by floyd33guy July 11, 2010
Get the Your Mother's Ballsmug. When the weather is so damn hot, wet and humid, it's hotter than a man's balls. You're sweating so much that your pants stick to your ass and you just feel like shit.
by DPG60 June 15, 2007
Get the hotter than ballsmug. The balls of a big nigga. Balls so big that they replace the role of the penis during sexual intercourse.
Bruh, I been studyin' a good amount and I think I found out how to get those big nigga balls you seen in pornos! You know, the ones that they put in the lasagna vaginas?
by Bob Heckler July 26, 2017
Get the big nigga ballsmug. A great & simple TV show that'll make the average person laugh, smile, cry, and get goosebumps. It's a show where the good guys fail at first, but in the end, ALWAYS beat the bad guys. It's also a show that pisses off people who don't know how to appreciate a simple show that makes lots of people feel good, forget their problems, and believe that good can overcome evil.
by Freeza-Sama December 20, 2010
Get the Dragon Ball Zmug.