Penis

Something long and hard I use to fuck with

“Emily come here so I can show u my penis”

by Xxernix April 18, 2023

Penis

A word that middle schoolers just discovered and now they think its the funniest shit ever.

It's not. At all.

Stop fucking using the word "penis" as a punchline. Its literally just a bodypart.

"penis"
"lmao"

by temujin420 August 24, 2022

Penis Brah

A shortening of Penis Brahe, the term used to describe a penis that cannot be used for urination, due to anatomical issues. Penis Brah is named after the astronomer Tycho Brahe, who famously refused to leave a banquet table to urinate until, it is said, his bladder burst and he died. (At which point he could no longer urinate out of his penis.) In truth his bladder did not burst, but he was unable to urinate due to various health issues, and likely died of uremia.

Increased smegma production is an unfortunate result of penis brah -- not unlike how a colostomy results in a cheese-like exudate seeping from the anus over time. In both cases a nurse may assist in irrigating the affected passage.

by whooer's your daddy September 11, 2019

Penis sisters

Sisters or friends that have both had sex with the same man.

Shelly and Sarah are penis sisters now that Sarah is banging John.

by Boss Panda December 28, 2021

penis drake

Some kind of dragon with alot of penises on it.

Mom its a penis drake oer there!

by Korvensomstickerut December 12, 2016

N-word penis

When someone is being annoying or is black and looks like a penis

Damn that black girl is a n-word penis

by Will Johnson February 17, 2024

penis cufufel

Birds fighting using their penises.

Holy crap! I just seen a penis cufufel!

by Cantaloupe84 February 23, 2023