penis man

penis man is a urban legend that brakes into your home and steals your shower heads. he hides in closets and watches you from a distance.

ur my penis man

by tthomamho January 7, 2022

Small Penis.

What you have.
A penis under 3.5".

A penis less than 3.5" is seen as a "Small Penis."

by ushelease September 18, 2023

PENIS

Personal electronic nicotine inhaling system- a vape

What flavor is your PENIS?
Can I suck on your PENIS

by Twisted_wonderland89 January 25, 2019

Penis water

A piss, usually only used when drinking with the boys

“Hold that thought, I’ve just gotta pop a penis water right quick”

by DolphinRapist June 16, 2023

Micro Micro Micro Really Tiny Penis

A very very very very small penis

Wow that’s a Micro Micro Micro Really Tiny Penis.

by GuyMontagFourFiveOne October 24, 2022

Penis

A small leg between your two bigger legs

Chad:Nat where is your penis?
Nat:Chad only males have penises!
Chad:Oh Sorry

by Mr.Chelion May 21, 2020

Small pedestrian penis

Basically everyone I know

Get the fuck away from me dear God no please
He has a small pedestrian penis help no

by Creep May 13, 2021