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penis

A big long hair thing that goes in holes and white stuff shoots out when sucked hard enough
I have a giant penis and i want to use it on you
by jake2smooth November 23, 2021
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penis hole

something your mom really loves licking.
"mmm that penis hole was yummy" ~ur mom
by egg holder September 4, 2021
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F.l.o.o.r Big Penis

Fat Long Outrageously Oversized Ridiculously Big Penis
Emin; "damn my girl says she only fuck w dudes w F.l.o.o.r Big Penises good thing i got one"
Random guy; " must be that muscle milk
by Pharmesuticals May 18, 2020
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penies

hg penies
by kvhjvjvhvk, September 3, 2020
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ejected penis

the underdeveloped third leg becomes less undeveloped
Morty: Whats that long thing?
Josh: Its my ejected penis :)
Morty: Yummy
by hacker694200 July 18, 2024
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Penis

I have a monster penis
by UltimateDoge April 25, 2021
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Matthew's penis

A very average dick. Some might even say slightly below average.
"Did you hear about John? He's got Matthew's penis"
by MattDidAThing April 30, 2023
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