fuck money get bitches

when you realize that you sometimes have to spend money to get laid (i.e. drinks, dates, gifts).

usually for people that can't get both

Friend 1: "Dude, I spent like $300 a the bar buying this chick drinks"
Friend 2: "She came home with you right?"
Friend 1: "Yeah bro, just left 5 minutes ago"
Friend 2: "Well then, fuck money get bitches!"

by neerdabay January 20, 2014

can I get a piece

A pickup line, commonly used by members of the male gender, suggesting the desire to have sex with the person being asked.

"A piece" is a shortened form of "A piece of ass"

Baby, you lookin' fine. Can I get a piece?

by Kris April 21, 2004

Get your clumps in a log

A synonym of 'Get your shit together' Based off of the clumping of poop marbles together to form a log.

Wes: Hey man, Hows it going?

Isak: Been unemployed for awhile now and Lisa's gonna be wanting child support soon.
Wes: Sounds like you need to get your clumps in a log dude.

by Colegade July 8, 2009

get off my nuts

I phrase that is said to someone who is sitting on your nuts.

You've been sitting on my nuts for about 2 months now I think it's time for you to get off my nuts.

by NuttyBuddyBoy January 8, 2010

Get Ya head right

A girl sucks your dick

"Can i get ya head right"

by Big C-note$ November 19, 2007

MRS. OBAMA GET DOWN

The exclamatory sentence used seconds before Skipper (see Penguins of Madagascar) yells the N-Word.

MRS. OBAMA GET DOWN!!! NIGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

by Osteovocabularosis March 17, 2020

she can get dick

If a guy says "she can get dick" it means she is either hot or fuckable so like he would fuck her or a lot of other people want to

oh her? damn she can get dick!

by spency p December 8, 2016