Fat bitch Friday (FBF) is a day of celebration for “chonksters” and freight train mommies. If a “bitch” has cottage cheese, her glory shall be basked in on every damn Friday of every damn week. Taking the phrase “I like some meat on my bitches” literally, many men find great joy in counting the number of “honkers” they see from 12 AM to 11:59 PM, and even create a sort of sport from it. If their thighs look like McChicken, you best BELIEVE us gentlemen want some on our plate. No girl tops the other, which is one of the slight advantages it has over WGW (see definition.) Every Friday is a legal day to call a bitch out for being fat, however, praising thick shmommies may accumulate you bonus points to take her home and have her literally kill you with her thighs. Stuff your girl full of fryer grease, donuts, and fiber, because, well, who doesn’t love feasting on a fresh log, but most importantly, she needs to be ready for FBF! It’s fast approaching, so get out there with the knowledge you’ve learned and catch yourself a “thicc bih”. Or maybe make fun of her stupid obese weight (in pounds.)
by Prof. Sex December 21, 2019
Get the Fat Bitch Fridaymug. 
by jettywettywiththespaghetti June 11, 2023
Get the fat chubby nuggetmug. by Hey Joey Jo Jo September 7, 2021
Get the Gap Fatmug. Someone who is not actually fat but likes to spend there time lying to there friends about there where about and calling the partner daddy
by Fat Lucy January 26, 2023
Get the fat Lucymug. John: Have you seen the decorations that Carrie put up for the party? There's a lot.
Ben: Yeah, it's all back fat.
Ben: Yeah, it's all back fat.
by PapaSnowMan September 19, 2019
Get the It's all back fatmug. To wear a gold chain circa 1980s so thick it’s almost certainly fake. Some of them turn your contacted skin green.
by The Reel Fugazi January 16, 2022
Get the bust a fat cablemug.