cheese

when something falls you shout cheese so that person has bad luck forever

*a pen falls*

Richie: ha! cheese!
Walter: I hate you

by redchemicals November 22, 2021

Floor Cheese

When a slice or wedge of cheese no longer exists on the countertop/plate planes, and has found refuge on the ground level of a room.

Wow I dropped my cheese...again.

Dude, you're acting like a really stinky floor cheese right now bro.

by quirkyboy November 11, 2021

Cheese toastie

A secret wank

I’m away for a cheese toastie

by Pussy patrol November 13, 2021

The cheese man

he is god

the cheese man is god and produces cheesey cum

by faceiscum November 17, 2021

Cheese Lover

Cheese is love cheese is life #justiceforbiggiecheese -Aminata٫ also know as . Cheese addiction

Aminata is a cheese lover

by Mimi_c0ol October 3, 2021

Cheese Monkey

A cheese monkey is a monkey with cheese, or a cheese coloured (or yellow) monkey. A monkey eating cheese is a very rare site to see in some cases so this is why people use this term.

Person 1: "Hey look at that!'
Person 2: "What?"
Person 1: "It's a monkey eating cheese!"
Person 2: "Oh a Cheese Monkey?"
Person 1: "Yeah I guess"

by Aquz October 5, 2021

Hawkaroni and cheese

When dabi was making Mac n cheese he accidentally put hawks cum in it and it tasted delicious, so now he makes it every day.

Dabi: hey hawk
Hawk:hey dabi

Dabi:I accidentally messed up dinner today sry

Hawk: how could u mess up Mac n cheese *laughs*

Dabi: well it does taste really good though

Hawk:Your right it does taste delicious, but how did u mess it up
Dabi: I accidentally put ur cum in it
I also gave it a name, hawkaroni and cheese!
Both of them: *akwardly silent*

(Hawkaroni and cheese means Mac n cheese but instead of cheese it’s hawks cum)

by DabiPerfection(Dino bitch October 5, 2021