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El Cum

El Cum, also known as Ulises is a bottle of cum, ussualy comes together with league of legends, and looking at it will make any women become lesbian. Ulises (monty) is also wanted for Terrorism in 7 different countries and has links to hotel Rwanda and 9/11.)
El cum makes me barf my noodle soup.
Ulises looks like a jar of cum
by Weirdreptile02 December 7, 2021
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Cum

The silver/white stuff that comes out of your dick...
I cummed so hard that I fucing died!
by AshtonKiller200 March 6, 2024
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wtf are you searching on urban dictionary get back to your homework, kid
UHHH DADDY PLEASE YES FUCK ME MORE YES OH MY GOD IM CUMMING UHHHHHHHH YESSS UHH H YEAH MORE PLEASE
is not something you should ever say in pubic.

uhh oops no I mean public lol
by iminhellplshelpahhh July 2, 2024
mugGet the UHHH DADDY PLEASE YES FUCK ME MORE YES OH MY GOD IM CUMMING UHHHHHHHH YESSS UHH H YEAH MORE PLEASEmug.

Cum-siderate

Being mindful of where/when you ejaculate as not to inconvenience others.
She wanted me to cum on her face and in her hair, but I knew she wouldn't be able to clean herself off before the funeral started, so i decided to be cumsiderate of others.
Cum-siderate.
by Tommy Shenanigans July 1, 2017
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Cargo Cum

Cargo Cum is when you break into a girls house and cum in all of her cargo pants.
you: Yo jeff i pulled a “Cargo Cum” on jenna

jeff: What the actual fuck
mugGet the Cargo Cummug.

cum in the fluffer

To mess up completely and utterly; to screw the pooch. Comes from pornstar/influencer/philosopher Aella's 2024 birthday gangbang, where 5 of the 37 guys allowed to have intercourse with Aella came in the fluffer and missed their shot at the birthday girl. A fluffer is an assistant who keeps performers excited on pornography sets to prepare for their scene.
Johnson, if you don't get that TPS report in by end of day you're going to get shitcanned. Step it up and don't cum in the fluffer here.
by Nicholas D March 3, 2024
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rot pussy cum goblin

A woman in her early 30s who does meth and is passed around from dope boy to dope boy showers 1 to two times a month and if ask men ain't shit
That new bitch alyssa is a rot pussy cum goblin
by Alyssa's a hoe March 19, 2025
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