My cat ate it

Sounds like an excuse from the 80's for why a kid didn't have their homework done on time, but if you're talking about why a houseplant is no longer with you, sometimes it's true.

Girl- Why is your houseplant dead? Were you too high to notice it needed water?

Guy- My cat ate it smartass.

by The Original Agahnim December 26, 2021

cat

As used in Ireland, means terrible or bad: a shameful effort. Can be intensified to cat-melodeon.

"Jesus that play was cat. Your man got killed with a poisoned fencing foil! Willie's obviously lost his touch."

"I have to agree with you there boy, that play was cat melodeon. It wasn't a patch on Titus Andronicus."

by ferventbeliever December 27, 2021

Cat fight

A cat fight is when two ginger cats stand up next to each other lock arms and do the Irish jig while jerking forwards and hissing to their new born kitties.

"hey I've just had kitties let's cat fight"
"Your on"

by Saddadonafan December 27, 2021

Cat

An adorable demon that lives in your house

Guy1.oh you have a cat aren't those things like house demons?

Guy2.Dont worry mine is sweet

by anonymous December 28, 2021

Cat Father

The kind of guy who deposits his load, does the bare minimum (if anything) and dips. Can typically be found expecting to be treated like the leader of a pride or king of the jungle but constantly complains about having to be there emotionally, mentally, or heaven forbid, financially for the children he helped create. Will have delusions of grandeur surrounding his contributions while blaming everyone but himself for his inability to provide what normal fathers consider par for the course.

Based off an English translation of a Dutch saying relating to absentee/irresponsible parenting habits that can be found universally across the Western world: katvader

Kim: Jamal is always talking about 'nation building' but he can't even raise his own kids.
Lea: Ugh, typical Cat Father.

by Sai the Magnificent December 28, 2021

Cat

Not a dog

That buffoon dog chewed the couch again! It must be a cat, or Muno!

by Blurryface_fan December 28, 2021

Cat

Also ‘cool cat.’

Noun. A person. An individual, most likely involved in a subculture or controversial industry. A wanderlust individual of fleeting residence. *Adapted from west coast slang.

As you’re walking out of a concert at a small, local venue… referring to someone you observed pacing the crowd or highly mingling during the event;
“That Cat was all over the place”

by iDraw&Stuff December 28, 2021