In-law Zoned

The Friendzone, but worse. When someone you like would rather want your kid and their kid to get married.

Person 1: I like you.
Person 2: Sorry I don't see you like that.

(Decades later)
(Person 2 marries Person 3)
(Person 1 marries Person 4)

Person 2: Wow I hope our kids get married.
Person 1: (Bruh I just got In-law Zoned )

by User12345000 March 28, 2022

Reverse Friend Zoned

When A Guy/Girl likes you but decides asking you out would be awkward if you said no and decided to just stay friends with you.

Sofia: So you like Karl?
Lily: Yeah I do, why?
Sofia: You should ask him out!
Lily: I don't think I will, were good friends and I want to stay friends instead of making things awkward.
Sofia: Oof I guess he got Reverse Friend Zoned.

by Bluedeviler December 12, 2022

3 some zoned

When someone in a 3 some wants the 3 some to become nothing more than a 3 some

Damn dude, you got 3 some zoned. Better luck next time

by Engrish Man March 30, 2023

Mr. Zood

A whiny gen-alpha kid.

*At the mall with his mom*

Mr. Zood: “ZOOOOODDDD NOOOOO I JUSSTTT NEEED THAT!!”
Ms. Bup: “SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU WHINY LITTLE CUNT!”

by Zoodster-Bup Inc. July 9, 2024

Mr. Zood-Lau

A meth user, preferably outside of a popular family establishment, who screams at parents for either money or for their kids.

Mr. Zood-Lau: “ZOODLAU PLEASE I JUST NEEEEED YOUR MONEY OR YOUR KID ZOOD PLEASE!!”
Parent: *Maces Mr. Zood-Lau

by Zoodster-Bup Inc. July 9, 2024