I would eat a yard of her shit just to see where it came from

Inspired by the "eating crackers" definition. A really hot chick that you just know doesn't have stinky shit.

"Britney Spears may be a raving lunatic, but I would eat a yard of her shit just to see where it came from.

by where the wite wimmen at January 28, 2008

Spring Yard Zone

The third zone in Sonic the Hedgehog 1. This zone is known for its banger ass music and the springs obviously.

Damn Marble zone was mad slow welp time to play some spring yard zone

by HyperFaker December 29, 2022

Prison yard picnic

Grown men having sex with other grown men

Jonathan and Matias are having a prison yard picnic

by Boredperson134132 May 30, 2018

50-yard line

1980s reference to best position in class to inappropriately leer at cleavage of classmates.

Dude, I'm going to hustle to class to get the 50-yard line!

Nice job you perv!

by Josh Gordon is flying the plan June 9, 2019

Yard Burger

Dog shit.

I was walking through my yard and my neighbors dog left me a yard burger. Fucking dog.

by triple24 September 9, 2011

yard one off

Masturbate

You gonna yard one off before the big date?

by gRegWord July 6, 2024

Kite yards suck

Take the first letter in each word to get the abbreviation "kys"

"You suck!"
"Kite yards suck"
*teacher does not look at you in shock as she does not understand this sigma level vocabulary.

by poopersmyboobersgosuckysucky August 7, 2021