Mystery Poop

The act of taking a poop, in which you know you pooped, however, there is nothing in the toilet bowl to flush except the bum wipe.

Mystery Poop is one of those unsolved mysteries.

by Poohzie May 27, 2009

Dick Poop

Cinematographer Dick Pope's name mispronounced by Academy president Cheryl Boone Isaacs.

Dick Poop.. ah Dick Pope for Mr. Turner!

by Quarter-life Crisis January 15, 2015

poop monkey

An exclamation declaring something isn't going your way.

Upon realizing the meat for the sandwiches was forgotten, Pat exclaimed, "Poop monkey!"

by slxpluvs November 21, 2009

The Poop and Shoot

The act of taking a shit while masturbating until you cum then trying to catch it in your mouth as it shoots up.

I wanted to double the pleasure, so I did the poop and shoot.

by Turk and JD February 27, 2009

Poop

Poop is something that comes out of your butt and is really gross

I went to the bathroom to go POOP

by Bella11805 March 2, 2017

Poop is a genius

An all purpose expression to be used when you just don’t know what to say or to yell at random folks as you drive by them with your car windows open.

“Hey Talon, any ideas of what we should make for dinner tonight?” “I don’t know Blake, but POOP IS A GENIUS!!”

by Mcgokes November 16, 2020

Acid Poop

A shit so painful it feels like acid is coming out of your ass.

Bob: I ate some undercooked chicken today and have taken about four shits in the last hour. It burned like hell.

Tim: Sounds like you have Acid Poop bro.

by Big Booty Bitches and Titties September 1, 2013