Hold Corn

British Slang equivalent of taking an L

I hope you hold corn like I do

by Ol Steve October 07, 2023

corn jogging

workin out the main vein. keepin up your cock like a jock.

i just spent an hour corn jogging to heidiv,

by jizzbert January 05, 2016

Candy corn

Another way of telling willy boi he has a really fucking small dick

Hey willy boi nice Candy corn

by wally dude September 17, 2018

corn bitch

A very insulting and degrading phrase used to describe peasants.

Peasant: hello Lord spoon man
Spoon man: don't fucking talk to me you stupid corn bitch

by breadturtle September 02, 2019

Corn on the nob

When you're doing anal, you pull out and there's shit with a sweet corn on your nob

"Oh shit, I got corn on the nob again"

by Bigsink February 20, 2017

Corn Mousse

A smooth, light mass of fecal matter and corn whipped together by vigorous anal sex. Accumulates under the male glans and around the penile base.

She was terribly dirty but created a fabulous corn mousse.

I wiped the corn mousse off on the doilie on his night stand.

by Dick Onchin December 21, 2020

Corn on the MACABRE

Corn on the MACABRE- (adjective)
Describes instances of humor that lean strongly to the darker realm of humor...
(synonymous with "black comody")
... but with a bit more "guilt" and/or "cringe" attached.

Boy I could not believe how "corn on the macabre" that comedy show was last.! RIsky subject matter is one of my favorite guilty pleasures.

by April 13, 2022