email butt-whistle 

1990 - The college buddy who won't go to the toga party because he logs into the school server to play on the UNIX system and gopher around the world
2000 - Anyone who puts their email checking schedule in front of other social activity
2006 - Dead Blackberry batteries.

This is a great party. Where's John at?
He's up at the school whistling.
John is an email butt-whistle

email butt-whistle by Duluth Student September 20, 2006

gristle whistle 

The Exterior Sphincter, located at the posterior margin of the anus - your blow hole.

i don't know about ring sting but my gristle whistle exploded after that hot curry last night; at the sauna she let me tap her gristle whistle with my todger

gristle whistle by Tudor Inn May 28, 2011

Racist dog whistle

When someone only whistles to a certain type of dogs, instead of all dogs.

"Why only whistle to the white dog, that's a racist dog whistle"

Racist dog whistle by Fluffy chinchilla January 6, 2022

dixie whistle 

The sound of a tornado coming to take your house.

Hey maw...better get in the cellar. I hear that damn Dixie Whistle comin'!

dixie whistle by Rancid Crabtree December 14, 2019

meat whistle 

the chad, the skin flute, the man with a plan

the tastiest meat whistle can be found at www.myspace.com/thechad_83

meat whistle by attakki March 16, 2009

Dog Whistle Crazy 

fuckin crazy.

Girl 1: I'm glad you broke up with that guy, he's nuts!
Girl 2: he was normal at first and then about 2 months in I knew what his true colours were and they got louder and louder and louder and they are so loud right now it's a higher decibel than he is able to even hear himself
Girl 1: He's obviously dog whistle crazy

Dog Whistle Crazy by scissor-me-timbre June 23, 2010

Brigantine whistle

The plastic applicator from a tampon.

I just found a brigantine whistle laying on the side of the road . puke !!

Brigantine whistle by Snipers215 August 21, 2008