Weenie

A usually small, courgette like penis. Often doesn’t fulfill their girlfriend.

Will has a weenie

by Thebigbeastqueefs December 17, 2020

Weeny

A lovable dork

Richard is a weeny

by evident January 23, 2022

big weenie

A person who can't shut up unless if you stick in a big weenie up their mouth

person 1: Big Weenie
Big Weenie: Booooooy oh 😳 boyy, Nothin' 🙅 beats 💓 a hot 😅 and steamy 🌫 dog 🐶🐕 weenie 🍆.

A little 👌 stadium 🏢 mustard 🌭 oughta a jazz 🎷 up ☝ this fo

by abxttoir March 9, 2022

fuck weenie

Noun, Adj: Describing a rude or arrogant troll. Or being the rude or arrogant troll.

Adj
1: "Gosh Jeremy is acting like such a fuck weenie!"
Noun
1: DONT BE A FUCK WEENIE YOU TROLLS

by BlondieGingerSnap March 5, 2017

Weenie

A small, courgette-shaped penis that doesn’t fulfill women.

William has a weenie. It’s small.

by Thebigbeastqueefs December 17, 2020

Weenie

A penis that can be eaten and swallowed

Hey becka can you eat my weenie

by Dr.DoogleWIENRE November 16, 2021

5 Weenies

A derogatory term used by psychotic 5 year olds to describe a certain burnt noodle with an insecurity of being called Colgate toothpaste and Lady Gaga.

This certain crispy noodle is quite serene, and was manufactured from a flaming ball of shit and an innocent ice cube. this unfortunate pairing took multiple tries for the perfect "Half and Half", and the ice cube eventually went berserk and tried to Eraser Head the shit out of this poor little noodle.

Shoto Todoroki. the man, the myth, the fictional character you simp for.

Person #1: "oh hey it's Thursday I thought it was Monday oops."

Weeb #1: *whispers* "IcyThottt"

Person #1: "wait huh?"

Weeb #1: " ah! it's IcyThot on Thursdays!!"

Person #1: "I no comprendo."

Weeb #1: "baka baka baka baka baka baka baka! NANI?? ara ara~ oi, Oi, OI!!!" *RrRrUuFfFfF* *BaRk* *bARk* *GrrRRrRrRRrRrRrr* *ArOoOoOOooO~*

Person #1: "what are you? a fuckin' weenie dog? or just a furry? I still don't understand"

Weeb #1: "exactly. I made 5 dog noises. what do you call a quintuple of Weiner dogs??

Person #1: "uhh ummm 5 Weenies I guess?"

Weeb #1: " you are my god I bow down to you now"

Person #1: " where was this conversation going?"

by Pomeranian_explosion_murder May 12, 2022