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Dachshound 

A little, longish dog, breed originally to chase badgers ("dachs" in German) and foxes out of their burrow´s. Mean, egocentric creatures with a huge self esteem and sharp teeth.
Badgers are great animals. They only fear god and the mighty dachshound.
Dachshound by Terrible Toby February 16, 2006

sweaty dachshund

a long, smooth, shiny log of shit.
I just had a really long shit. It lay there looking at me like a sweaty dachshund
sweaty dachshund by milm October 19, 2008

Sammy the dachshund

An extremely over weight dachshund who moans while we eat dinner, a Hansom young man none the less.. enjoys car rides , eating anything within reach, enjoying time with his mother , also know as Samuel L Fatman
Damnit Sammy the dachshund we’re trying to eat give him a yodel or something relli

Crotch-Dachshund 

"I just need to know when to be there; when the stars come into alignment and your flux capacitor lets you finally sate your meteoric greed for crotch-dachshund. I wouldn't want to miss it and cause a paradox or something." - Dave Strider from Homestuck

Lump the dachshund 

A dachshund that inspires artists and their communities.
Lump the Dachshund and Boris were known in the Orlando art scene
Lump the dachshund by Gallerist January 8, 2021

Dachshund 

The Best Breed of Dog Alive ! There are only two kinds of dogs on this world, Dachshunds, and those who wish they were Dachshunds .
Dachshunds are long and cute.
Dachshund by Edwiener Dog April 12, 2017
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026
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