Fuck-weasel

A person within your friendship group who acts like a two-faced little rat the majority of the time, but still manages to stay in said friendship group by the skin of his teeth despite the weasel-like behavior.

Hey, you know that guy that was in the CFNM porno? You know, the one that got sucked by a bloke? He's acting like a right little fuck-weasel again.

by BuBurnley66 July 12, 2017

Butch Weasel

A very aggravating and/or stupid, idiotic, and moronic person.

Ted: Man! That jerk cut me off!
Rob: He's such a Butch weasel.

by The Jen Jen September 29, 2008

petting the weasel

Other wise known as fucking your hands , this is a term for masturbation.

"Is bill coming out tonight?"

"No, I think he's petting the weasel instead"

by sneakypickleboy September 5, 2016

British Weasel

A redhead young boy who has lots of freckles and a pure British accent.

Ron Weasley is technically a British weasel since he sort of has a British accent.

by mistersoul August 3, 2012

Fuck Weasel

dick; penis. the infamous appendage. mammalian version of trouser snake.
a weasel-like protuberance used for-- what it says.

Why don't I like Dan? Because he's a fuck weasel -- and if you can't see that, so are you.

by Sadsaque November 28, 2015

proboscis weasel

Any of the small creatures that live within the nose. "Boogers" within the nostrils is infact Proboscis Weasel shit. "Snot" in the nose is actually urine from the Proboscis Weasel. They cause no other harm than clogging your nasil passage. You're born with them, you die with them, and they live off of nose hairs that have fallen out.

This damn Proboscis Weasel is giving me so many boogers, it pisses me off!

I've been so busy picking out all the boogers my Proboscis Weasel leaves that I forgot to pick up little Betsy from school.

by Karl March 14, 2004

weasel butter

Weasel butter is the build up of piss that ends up on urinals, toilets, and bathroom floors. As the pee dehydrates it takes the appearence of butter.and since you leak your weasel, it's called weasel butter.

Damn there is so much weasel butter on the floor you could cook eggs on it.

by original gasbag October 2, 2013