An exclamation of shock.
Jeff - "I'm so bored, I wish there was something on telly..."
Stanley, upon switching on the TV - "85b watermelons!! We're missing Neighbours!"
Stanley, upon switching on the TV - "85b watermelons!! We're missing Neighbours!"
by Daniel Burgess February 2, 2004
Get the 85b watermelonsmug. Archimedes' Principle of watermelons states that any watermelon juice which is absorbed by a marshmallow will make the marshmallow heavier and wetter and better tasting.
Modernly made famous by Tom Willett in his tutorial on how to eat a Watermelon.
Modernly made famous by Tom Willett in his tutorial on how to eat a Watermelon.
Bob:"Can you explain Archimedes' Principle of Watermelons to me, Tom Willett?"
Tom:"When you combine a marshmallow and watermelon, and you spoon it around in the juices of watermelon and then you take it out you will notice that the marshmallow has taken on some of the properties of the watermelon; it is more pinkish-redish in appearance, and wetter."
Bob:"Thanks! I finally understand it."
Tom:"When you combine a marshmallow and watermelon, and you spoon it around in the juices of watermelon and then you take it out you will notice that the marshmallow has taken on some of the properties of the watermelon; it is more pinkish-redish in appearance, and wetter."
Bob:"Thanks! I finally understand it."
by TheWerepyreKing February 28, 2013
Get the Archimedes' Principle of Watermelonsmug. It is the month old white excretion from an unwashed old fat lady’s pussy that tastes almost as sweet as a chocolate truffle
I like to have big fat lot lizards sit their pussy right on my face so I can eat that ripe watermelon sugar out of their pussies, unfortunately, it’s hard to tell if it is the majestic watermelon sugar that’s been sitting in their pussy for a month or if it’s some other guys cum
by Shanen123 February 11, 2021
Get the Watermelon sugarmug. As per "Dirty Dancing" upon meeting a gorgeous man for the first time and the first thing you say to him is "i carried a watermelon"
by caroline mcc July 14, 2006
Get the I carried a watermelonmug. when your having sex and you use your ball sweat to lubricate a watermelon and then stuff it into an asshole while shoving it deeper with your dick
by ilumanati March 6, 2018
Get the coco and stuff the watermelonmug. A process or organization with little value or function other than to support its own existence. Similar to a self licking ice-cream cone (see spinnish )
The Orlando Expressway Authority's advertising budget just goes to prove what a self eating watermelon it's become
by jondrew December 13, 2010
Get the self eating watermelonmug. From Jennifer Grey's character, Baby in Dirty Dancing when she was talking to Patrick Swayze's character, Johnny and holding a watermelon. Used when you're talking to someone you like and say something completely embarrassing.
by droppingeaves August 16, 2005
Get the I carried a watermelon.mug.