by Diznob May 6, 2020
Get the Dirty Valentinmug. by silly rabbit July 7, 2021
Get the tammy barbara valentinemug. Valentines Day Massacre
A sex move where a man goes on semen retention for a month before Valentine’s Day, then on Valentine’s Day, while she’s sucking his dick, he quickly ejaculates on his partner’s face while loudly making machine gun noises.
A sex move where a man goes on semen retention for a month before Valentine’s Day, then on Valentine’s Day, while she’s sucking his dick, he quickly ejaculates on his partner’s face while loudly making machine gun noises.
“Did you hear that Beckham committed The Valentine's Day Massacre?” “bro what the fuck is a valentines day massacre?”
by Johnheartlebob October 16, 2023
Get the Valentines Day Massacremug. A phrase normally used for people who fail horrendously trying to get a girl. Originated from a commentary sentence from an NBA commentator reacting to Denzel Valentine air balling a 3.
by namingrandomshitifindinthisweb February 18, 2025
Get the oh my goodness valentinemug. Valentin is a nice guy with extraordinary kindness and an understanding personality. His sparkling eyes emit love as does his smile. Many would describe him as not very talkative, but chill and super nice to be around overall. His love is endless. He is cute, shrexy and attractive all in one, so better be aware.
girl 1: You found yourself a Valentin boy?
girl 2: Yes! He's so nice, it's like finding a hidden treasure.
girl 2: Yes! He's so nice, it's like finding a hidden treasure.
by bloobitybloob June 7, 2022
Get the Valentinmug. A person who is single on valentine's day and complains about it on twitter all day. They often claim that valentine's day is just a way for chocolate and greeting card companies to get money, not knowing that the practice has been around for 600 years. Because of their attitude, they will remain single the rest of their lives.
J: so how's it going for k?
B: not well, he's posting stuff about how valentine's day is a Hallmark holiday because he's single.
J: sounds like a Valentine's day denier.
B: not well, he's posting stuff about how valentine's day is a Hallmark holiday because he's single.
J: sounds like a Valentine's day denier.
by Local_eldritch_gryphon May 22, 2021
Get the Valentine's day deniermug. The name of an amazing and cool person. Often creative and funny. Name can be often correlated with the holiday Valentine’s Day. Can be pronounced Valentene or pronounced Valentine exactly like how it’s pronounced when saying Valentine’s Day.
Per. 1: What’s your name?
Per. 2: Valentine
Per. 1: Oh my god, you must be so cool and amazing!
Per. 2: Thank you and yes I am
Per. 2: Valentine
Per. 1: Oh my god, you must be so cool and amazing!
Per. 2: Thank you and yes I am
by anonymous November 22, 2021
Get the Valentinemug.