urban gurgle

A term referencing modern day mumble rappers who may as well be gurgling their ineptitude instead of trying to rap.

The fuck did he say? I can’t understand his urban gurgle

by Urban Gurgle May 16, 2019

Urban Dictionary

Website in which people who place definitions are required to be waited on for approval.

Person 1: Do you have an Urban Dictionary account?
Person 2: No.
Person 1: Why?
Person 2: Why waste my time writing meaningless definitions, only to be waited on by some random people who are biased, who believe that contributing to this ludicrously inappropriate website requires some sort of approval?

Person 1: Well.

by Aridity July 12, 2017

Urban dictionary

A place where no one votes for my definitions

Fuck shit you bastards let this in to urban dictionary

by Anal fairy September 3, 2018

Urban Meyer

To stick your finger up a young girl’s butt when she’s wearing jeans. Typically happens with an older married man with his mistress

This girl was grinding up on that old guy then he pulled an Urban Meyer

by Pharr October 8, 2021

Urban toff

Much like the urban fox. This creature can be seen slumming it across London, speaking as though they hadn't spent a night at that £10,000 a term boarding school, re-appropriating working class and afro-carribbean culture before returning to the flat mummy and daddy bought for them in a working class cleansing new build.

That boy's an urban toff

by Mappz February 4, 2018

Urban Tumbleweed

A plastic grocery bag blowing around the street.

When driving into the city, I saw an urban tumbleweed blow across the road.

by Polkadude February 6, 2013

Urban Dictionary

A definition website that used to be serious but is now a bunch of third graders looking up sex.

I can’t believe Urban Dictionary was meant to be serious

by AdventurousPineapple July 28, 2020