The Urban Wait

The 6-12 month long waiting period to get your Urban Dictionary definition published.

Common side effects include becoming impatient, having anxiety attacks, and just forgetting about it until you get an email six months later saying they have approved of it.

Bob: Hey, did you get your definition published on Urban Dictionary yet?
Jim: Nope, I gotta go through the Urban Wait.

(six months later)

Bob: Hey, did you get your definition published on Urban Dictionary yet?
Jim: Nope, still going through the Urban Wait. I JUST WANT THE DAMN THING PUBLISHED!

(1 year later)

Bob: Hey, did you get your definition published on Urban Dictionary yet?
Jim: What definition?

by urbanwaiting November 23, 2011

Urban toff

Much like the urban fox. This creature can be seen slumming it across London, speaking as though they hadn't spent a night at that £10,000 a term boarding school, re-appropriating working class and afro-carribbean culture before returning to the flat mummy and daddy bought for them in a working class cleansing new build.

That boy's an urban toff

by Mappz February 4, 2018

Urban Tumbleweed

A plastic grocery bag blowing around the street.

When driving into the city, I saw an urban tumbleweed blow across the road.

by Polkadude February 6, 2013

Urban Dictionary

A definition website that used to be serious but is now a bunch of third graders looking up sex.

I can’t believe Urban Dictionary was meant to be serious

by AdventurousPineapple July 28, 2020

urban gurgle

A term referencing modern day mumble rappers who may as well be gurgling their ineptitude instead of trying to rap.

The fuck did he say? I can’t understand his urban gurgle

by Urban Gurgle May 16, 2019

Urban Graveyard

When you realize that almost half of the definitions on this page are written by people for 2 decades without logging in or even more in the time period in which you are reading this definition.

"UD user douchybag defines Urban Graveyard"

"Disappears as the decades go on"

"Well, it seems that now it is part of the history of the Urban Graveyard"

by douchybag January 13, 2023

urban dictionary

it's written by you, although 90% of it is filled with sexual dumb crap.

urban dictionary is written by you!
person: *begins to explore urban dictionary*
person: what the fuck.

by average boi October 31, 2022