Twinkies

The bare breasts of a woman with a strong tan line. Golden outside, white inside.

It was clear that she had spent some time at the beach when she took off her bra and revealed a very nice pair of Twinkies.

by ElephantEight September 26, 2022

Polish Twinkie

When you you unexpectedly jizz inside your pants and you need to hide it.

Dude, I got a lap dance and she was so good I was carrying around a Polish Twinkie

by GirthBrooks2001 September 28, 2023

Twinkie

$30 dollars

Man lemme get a Twinkie until pay day.

by 69dine January 13, 2019

Shit-filled Twinkie

A human being who is a complete fool

That person is a shit-filled Twinkie

by Misslinds March 16, 2023

hot twinkie

The name of Bill Belichik's 3rd favorite weiner dog.

That's a cute dog, but he's no hot twinkie.

by Rick Sanchez interdimensional January 12, 2018

Twinkie Launch

When you fire Twinkies at things using a bow-and-arrow-like device.

I hear that idiot in Arbour Butte is gonna do the twinkie launch again.

by Ryan December 9, 2003

Twinkie

Twinkies are commonly known as the golden feces of Jesus Christ. According to Hostess, Twinkies used to be a tedious process. After Jesus rose from the dead however, Hostess had to take more drastic measures. Twinkies now-a-days come from cow manure, and are dipped in holy water to make it taste more "Jesus produced" then, the Twinkie is dipped in the famous batter that is commonly found on the outer shell of the pastry. The Twinkie is then shipped to your local shopping center, ready for you to buy, and eat. Yum!

Jesus: I have to take a shit.
Man: Twinkies for all!

by Forgeworld January 7, 2015