take

1) to kick someone's ass
2) to have your way (sexually) with a person

1)
Jay is a big guy, but he's goofy as all hell, so Tim could probably take him.

2)
Corey: "So, uh, you must be from Tennessee...I mean, um, did it hurt?"
Topanga: "When you stuck it in my butt? Yeah, a little at first, but I got used to it."
Corey: "No, I mean when you fell from heaven."
Topanga: "Just shut up and take me! Now!"
Corey: "OK."

by Nick D May 22, 2004

Take it up with my butt because that's the only one that gives a crap

A phrase you can inject in a conversation after someone begins to complain or go on about something that you are not interested in.

Take it up with my butt because that's the only one that gives a crap.

by General America December 19, 2010

Take a dump on me

A request you ask of a friend or stranger when you are having such a bad day that the only thing that could make it worse is someone actually emptying their bowels onto you.

Wesley: Dude its too bad that you forgot to wear clothes on school picture day, now your ding-dong's gonna be in the yearbook.
Ben: Take a dump on me!
Wesley: Okay!

by Gunlockben January 28, 2011

take off your horcrux

In response to an annoyingly moody person

Ron: "I saw you two the other night..."

Hermione: "Take off your horcrux and shut the eff up!"

by Tubesular November 22, 2010

Take off

An expression of disbelief, like "Get out of town!", although it can also be used as a Canadian variation of "Fuck off!"

"Take off, eh!"

by Bowman June 16, 2002

Take the Coriolis effect into account.

The one piece of universally applicable advice that adequately explains any situation. Usually used by a superior professional to a beginning professional, when the former has taught absolutely nothing to the latter.

Nurse: Holy shit dozens of people are coming in with unknown ailments!
Doctor (Going on break): you'll do fine. Remember, take the Coriolis effect into account.
Nurse: What about variable humidity?
Doctor: Yeah, that too.

Student: How am i supposed to know what to study for the final?
Tutor: Look, our time us up. Just take the coriolis effect into account, and you'll do fine.
Student: Did we cover variable humidity?
Tutor: Yes, that will be on the exam.

Original example:
Cpt macmillan: Remember what i've taught you. Keep in mind variable humidity and windspeed along the bullet's flight path. Also, at this distance, you'll have to take the Coriolis effect into account.

by aukuo May 3, 2009

take a plop

Means the same as the phrases, "leave a shit", "take a dump", "drop a stool", "pinch a loaf", etc.

{Husoos}: Hold on there Jesse! I need to take a plop before we hit the bars!

by Telephony March 7, 2016