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turned your back on God

One who was formerly religious, but has since turned to not listening for him anymore.

NOTE: This does not apply to agnostism or atheism
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 29, 2004
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Tuners vs Muscle

A stupid ass rivalry to determine which vehicle class which is the best that mostly retard rednecks love to bitch about.

Pros & Cons

Tuners

Pros:

Looks good on the outside and sounds smooth on the inside
Has a good variety in manufacturers (ex. Nissan, Toyota)
Able to turn well

Good gas mileage

Cons:

Not as fast as Muscles or Exotics

Some engines in some models can be rather complicated
And are often defined as shit (or ricers) by Muscle Heads and Exotic Aficionados

Muscle

Pros:

Loud ass sound in the engine
Known for being fast for years

"No replacement for displacement"
Equally fast as Exotics and more faster than Tuners

Has a legacy by manufacturers (ex. Dodge, Chevy, and Ford)

Cons:

Only legendary at Drag Racing and NASCAR
Can burn up gas like a suicidal chicken in hell

The result: Muscle

(but personally I really don't fucking care I like both,
why bitch about it? I don't know)
Muscle Head: Tuners vs Muscle which is better, personally I think Muscle cars are the greatest car ever made than some shitty gay ass ricer whatchamacallit? Neesan (Nissan) Handern (Honda) Massa (Mazda) so which is it?

Me: I really don't fucking care which better, I like both, I'm not going to waste my time or my life saying which better, each has their pros and cons.

Muscle Head: Um, well my Hemi can but your car in a second, let's race

Me: Fuck off, please
by I'm mixed August 2, 2011
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Turned over

John got turned over by old bill
by Massive log February 23, 2019
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turker

by di-zexplosion March 1, 2005
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California Turnaround Coffee

AKA Rocket fuel.Coffee so powerful a few cups of it will allow you to drive to California and back without sleep. Usually homebrewed adding more scoops of coffee grounds than usual to the pot.
It's one hell of a drive, I'd better get some california turnaround coffee in before we leave.
by Red_Baron March 30, 2009
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Tulsa Turnaround

A Historical practice apparently Native to Omaha and professional "Monkey butts" A possibly sexual practice in which a Omaha honey steps on your toes whilst simultaneously turning you on. You'll know a Tulsa Turnaround has occurred when you feel like a hand in the glove and you have been shown how to love...Y'all.
"That Monkey butt showed me the Tulsa Turnaround , She s so hot! I Feel like a hand in a glove!. I think it's Love...Y'all."
by Billy wickets March 30, 2017
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turned

1. a defineition to discribe when a vampire changes a mortal into a vampire.
2. When a holy/shaman man displays his unflinching faith in the face of evil and that evil is repelled.
1. When I become a god all mortals in my path will be intantly turned.

2. As the malevolent spirits approached their last refuge form the turmoil he was able to turn them away.
by Tyrumble July 2, 2006
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