turd mining

gay men having butt love

the two coal miners where turd mining

by C.L.K. January 10, 2008

turd burglar

yet another word for gay men

jeez joe is a turd burglar!!

by turd-bur-gal-er April 24, 2003

Turd Cutter

Rear end, butt or ass. Not particularly the Anus itself but rather the posterior as a whole. Used as a casual remark of apprecation as opposed to a derogatory slur.

Man, did you see the Turd Cutter on that chick?

by M the Monk April 16, 2006

turd basket

A turd basket is a name given to someone who is full of crap or someone who you know is telling a big dirty lie.

Can you belive that Johnny tried to tell us that crap, he's such a turd basket!

by Godfrey G July 4, 2006

turd soup

A situation where by all is lost, everything has failed and there is no solution, the undertaking has turned into a steaming bowl of turd soup.

You are very rich and your wife finds you in bed with her best friend. She hires a famous lawyer and provides vivid photos of the event, turning your life into a steaming, stinking bowl of turd soup.

by J. Robert Parker June 27, 2008

Butt Turd

Often mixed up with the word Turd Butt, Butt turd is an insult used when you want to call someone a turd but you need something a little longer but not necessarily too much harsher.

Butt Turd has no specific rules and can be used in any context or situation. Although it's usually used in edition to a name rather than instead of. Although it can be used as a name.

Gareth: Chris, you butt turd get over here!
Chris: what you call me, fool!

John: Ben, why are you being such a butt turd?
Ben: err..
Elton: Ben's not a Butt Turd, you're the Butt Turd! But Turd.

by EricStines December 13, 2009

Turd Braids

Another word for dreadlocks.

Look at the turd braids on that wookie!

by mach_10 July 12, 2007