time and a turd

in the same way that you would do overtime and claim time and a half, you have shit at work and claim time and a turd

boss "where have you been"
employee "just claimed time and a turd"

by emerged hairy ben July 13, 2009

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turd burglar

yet another word for gay men

jeez joe is a turd burglar!!

by turd-bur-gal-er April 24, 2003

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Turd Cutter

Rear end, butt or ass. Not particularly the Anus itself but rather the posterior as a whole. Used as a casual remark of apprecation as opposed to a derogatory slur.

Man, did you see the Turd Cutter on that chick?

by M the Monk April 16, 2006

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turd basket

A turd basket is a name given to someone who is full of crap or someone who you know is telling a big dirty lie.

Can you belive that Johnny tried to tell us that crap, he's such a turd basket!

by Godfrey G July 4, 2006

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Often mixed up with the word Turd Butt, Butt turd is an insult used when you want to call someone a turd but you need something a little longer but not necessarily too much harsher.

Butt Turd has no specific rules and can be used in any context or situation. Although it's usually used in edition to a name rather than instead of. Although it can be used as a name.

Gareth: Chris, you butt turd get over here!
Chris: what you call me, fool!

John: Ben, why are you being such a butt turd?
Ben: err..
Elton: Ben's not a Butt Turd, you're the Butt Turd! But Turd.

by EricStines December 13, 2009

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turd soup

A situation where by all is lost, everything has failed and there is no solution, the undertaking has turned into a steaming bowl of turd soup.

You are very rich and your wife finds you in bed with her best friend. She hires a famous lawyer and provides vivid photos of the event, turning your life into a steaming, stinking bowl of turd soup.

by J. Robert Parker June 27, 2008

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