A really fast turtle that is so fast you can bearly see him go past his name is turbo he loves sun bathing to charge him up and then going for a swim he eats shrimp like there is no tomorrow then when you put hime down on the ground zoom he's gone.
man 1: have you heard of the Turbo Turtle ?
man 2: yeah i heard he was really fast where is he (ZOOM) oh there he is.
Turbo Turtle: a reptile with a shell
man 2: yeah i heard he was really fast where is he (ZOOM) oh there he is.
Turbo Turtle: a reptile with a shell
by shadowtoothdragon January 06, 2016
by THEskibidigyattmeister August 12, 2024
You organise a meeting with a colleague, go to the pub instead, neck a drink, come back.
*Pat on the back - good meeting*
*Pat on the back - good meeting*
by Continually Spinning In Chair October 13, 2017
Person 1: ahh I’ve just sent the lance jack to get some scran
Person 2: how could he forget that the turbo biff
Person 2: how could he forget that the turbo biff
by Nobgobble July 25, 2023
Defines the speed of an overnight "away" visit, usually to a holiday destination, classified by the lack of a hotel or bed while visiting from afar.
I caught the return flight from Manchester and went turbo touring last night for a night out in Magaluf.
by KkjwCaptain Pugwash August 30, 2017
A vigorous, at speed masturbation technique that needs to finish in sub 3 minutes. Likely to be carried out under extreme pressure.
by turbo pull February 02, 2017
Somebody who is unusually and over representative obsessed with nerd media and culture to an unhealthy degree, e.g. Birdie
by sussussusuyy July 29, 2023