tugging the one eyed snake

masturbating.
Jacking off.

Beating the meat.

Jessica: I wanna watch something with you
Tom: you can watch a video I took of me tugging the one eyed snake!

by Whyareyousuchacunt May 29, 2016

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Spartan tug

The movement of your hand slapping the slosh bolox Till it fall off

I just had the maddest spartan tug ya zee me

by Titus the Titus May 31, 2019

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Nub and Tug

A rub and tug, but your significant other doesn’t have an arm so he/she needs to equip their prosthetic limb.

After Karen lost both her arms after a horrific eating contest she thought she had lost her passion for giving handjobs forever, but was relieved when she learned she could give a good ole nub and tug instead.

by Erik And MIke October 14, 2019

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tug watch

A pre-planned rotation where 2 or more men take turns tugging whilst sleeping.

The first guy waits for the others to fall asleep. Once they are sleeping, the first guy tugs. When the first guy finishes, they wake the second guy in the rotation. Once the first guy falls asleep the second guy can tug. This process continues down the line until the last guy finishes tugging.

This practice ensures maximum privacy in any situation where multiple horny men are sleeping in the same room.

the boys are on tug watch tonight

by mistertc February 13, 2025

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Cowboy tug of war

When 2 men get butt to butt and deposit there nuts in the others anus. Once nuts are deposited in anus clench butthole around the sack like trying to hold in a fart at church. Once that is done proceed to pull away from each till one gives up and there nuts come out of the others anus. The person that has there nuts come out first is the loser.

I can’t believe I won cowboy tug of war last night at the party.

by Iron head May 23, 2024

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