Son of a tea towel

A corny expression used (often by fathers) when experiencing discomfort or discouragement. A substitute phrase for "son of a bitch". used in situations where swearing is not suitable.
Drops Beer "Son of a tea towel"
by al00f March 19, 2010
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hygenic towel

Placing a towel in a vagina and then having sex with that partner. After sex, you take a shower and then use the towel to dry off.
Me and you grandma got to use the hygenic towel today after work.
by Billy wang February 29, 2016
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toweled

Another word for one who is extremely off head
Sarge: that pinga crept up on me
Mick: How are u doing?
Sarge: Im toweled
by humplehump May 22, 2007
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Dry towel

I hate that white boy, damn dry towel
by IM no fukkboi April 15, 2018
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Dry Towel

For when you have run out of weed and you cant get any.
Hey bro, you got any weed?
Nah, im a dry towel.
by Nineinchnails90 December 02, 2011
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Towel run

When you nut in a girls butt but it starts to slide down and you run to find a towel and wipe it off before she gets pregnant
1 "dude i almost had a kid last night"
2 " what happened?"
1" I had to do a towel run"
by Blipparoni April 03, 2018
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towel law

The unspoken rule that towels' rights are less than any other person's, excluding towels themselves. Towels are not allowed to:
1. Read
2. Write
3. Vote
4. Drive
5. Leave their designated area
6. Dry anything their masters say not to
7. Disobey a master's orders
8. Smoke, drink, or have other substance-related activity
Towels are subhuman filth.
Thanks to Towel Law, the towel was punished sternly by the whip for attempting to write a book about how to drive, against Amy Schumer's vagina's wishes. It was quickly rolled into a makeshift dildo-tampon and shoved back in. Amy Schumer stopped menstruating a long time ago, so don't worry. It's just super sweaty and gross.
by Niger Tits October 09, 2017
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