totally rooted

Australian slang, to be so shit faced you can hardly move or funtion . To make a total cunt of yourself whilst blind drunk or stoned.

Davo said:Bill died last night drowned in his own vomit
Mick said: no wonder he was "totally rooted"

by mickeeey June 21, 2009

Totally Tappable

A word that means a girl, or guy is worthy enough of having sex with.

Guy 1: Hey bro, u see that girl in the mini skirt?
Guy 2: Hell yeah! Dude, she's Totally Tappable!!!

by Louisianamanandrew April 12, 2010

totally titalicious

having completely delicious tits

1)that girl is totally titalicious
2)the girl i fucked last night was so totally titalicious

by sexy and sexy December 29, 2009

For totals

A longer, less shallow, and more friendly way of saying "totally". Or agreeing with what someone has said.

"Hey, you wanna go to the the park?"
"For Totals!"

by RAWR6677 May 28, 2009

Totally Ladd

This is when one or another does something to the characteristics of Ladd. Usually takes place at school or on a boat just like T-Pain.

.....Totally Ladd...

by GraysonE September 9, 2010

Total Salad Moment

The act of losing or misplacing an object, ranging from car keys, to a wallet or purse to a salad

where are my car keys?!
-you've had a total salad moment there boy

by robertw101 July 27, 2010

Love totaler

A person who completely abstains from falling in love.

Why do you hate falling in love??!! You're such a love totaler!!

by smektala ahmed May 21, 2011