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Total Tosser

Somebody who abuses or tries to destroy any form of kindness, love, admiration, friendship, generosity or patience from you towards another human being.

A cheat liar or scammer that plays around and is unfaithful or somebody that has no feelings for anybody other than themselves.

A company that offers you a product that is either not fit for purpose or a service that is below expected standards or a cap wearing gold badge chasing employee who thinks the buck stops there.

It could simply be a partner who has treated you so badly that they do not deserve a piece of your heart or a company that refuses to accept they are in the wrong and try everything within their powers to stop you achieving satisfaction.
by totaltossers.com October 10, 2012
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totally rooted

Australian slang, to be so shit faced you can hardly move or funtion . To make a total cunt of yourself whilst blind drunk or stoned.
Davo said:Bill died last night drowned in his own vomit
Mick said: no wonder he was "totally rooted"
by mickeeey June 21, 2009
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total fugazi

absolutely one hundred percent FAKE

undisputed bs

Wiseguy slang
by trenbraaah May 9, 2022
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Totally Majestic Day

Totally Majestic Day or TMD is a phrase that really stands for Total Migrant Death. It is being used more and more frequently as people realize that the rise in crime and immigration with corelate with each other.
Gabriel: Look at all of those migrants sleeping in the park
Kaitlyn: We need to have a Totally Majestic Day really soon
Gabriel: I agree!
by WhiteSupremacistTJD April 1, 2024
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Total Criminalization

An idea created (after finding out that God never wanted us to be the same) by an unknown individual to bring all of us into one big happy club and follow the doctrine of Portion Controlled Servings, where if someone committed a crime (made easier by newly-invented laws created by legislators for the Governments of the World), they would find themselves within the same group as the President, industrialists, clerical big shots, and anyone who happened to subconsciously commit a crime.

Total Criminalization was based on the principle that if everyone became a crook, they would all be uniform to a certain extent in the overseeing eyes of The Law. Basically: if everyone commits a crime, then they're all equal.
"TOTAL CRIMINALIZATION was the greatest idea of its time and was vastly popular, except with those people who didn't want to be crooks or outlaws. So, of course, they had to be tricked into it, which is one of the reasons why music was eventually made illegal."
by Nakris-2 October 22, 2023
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totally available

You have my complete undivided attention.
master ,i am totally available for your service !
by zip adoda March 9, 2012
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Total Top

A gay man with internalized homophobia who wants to have gay sex without feeling gay, so he acts as the top during anal sex and does not care about the satisfaction of his parter at all.
“Hey we should 69”

No way im a total top, your just a hole i can use”
by Rex Rraptor May 11, 2025
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