That totally slaps!

When something is really good and gets you as excited as an old country singer slapping his meat.

Hey man, was just watching that new Johnny Cash video? That totally slaps!

by Two String September 25, 2021

Totally eclipsed

To completely black out on an event or conversation.

Dude... like, I totally eclipsed on our conversation last night.

by Good Lil Monkey April 9, 2024

Total

When someone's property (like a house or car) is damaged so badly that it is deemed unrepairable or too expensive to repair.

Johnny's car was really mangled in the accident and the insurance company decided to total it.

by TommyNoleBuc May 13, 2021

Total Hohol Death

The advocation of all Ukrainians to die, often abbreviated as "THD". used by extremist putinists

Kill hohols. Behead hohols. Roundhouse kick a hohol into the concrete. Slam dunk a hohol baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy ukrainians. Defecate in a hohols food. Launch hohols into the sun. Stir fry hohols in a wok. Toss hohols into active volcanoes. Urinate into a hohols gas tank. Judo throw hohols into a wood chipper. Total hohol death.

by GasparThalasso September 24, 2025

Total fuck-up

Someone who can’t do anything right, has no concept of right/wrong, no morals or ethics, uses manipulates takes advantage of & lies to everyone, including themselves, sees no wrong in their selfish actions, will suck the life out of everyone they come in contact with & bring them down & ruin their life, lacks a sense of consciousness of the moral goodness or blameworthiness of one's own conduct, intentions, or character, has no feeling of obligation to do right or do good & zero integrity

Judy Hanley is complete total fuck-up!! She is toxic & could use some enlightenment & long hard look in the mirror & accept responsibility for her own life.

by HelpfulHannah April 2, 2021

Total Salad Moment

The act of losing or misplacing an object, ranging from car keys, to a wallet or purse to a salad

where are my car keys?!
-you've had a total salad moment there boy

by robertw101 July 27, 2010

Totally Majestic Day

Totally Majestic Day or TMD is a phrase that really stands for Total Migrant Death. It is being used more and more frequently as people realize that the rise in crime and immigration with corelate with each other.

Gabriel: Look at all of those migrants sleeping in the park
Kaitlyn: We need to have a Totally Majestic Day really soon
Gabriel: I agree!

by WhiteSupremacistTJD April 1, 2024