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Tool (band) 

An alternative/progressive metal band started in Los Angeles in 1990. Easily identifiable by their rough, complex, bass-driven rythms, as well as the vocals and complex, deep lyrics of frontman Maynard James Keenan.

Their first two albums, Opiate and Undertow, dabbled in alternative metal, post-metal, and even grunge influences. Their later albums, Ænima, Lateralus, and 10,000 Days, are progressive/art rock influenced. The band spans several genres and is one of the most influential metal bands in recent memory.

Often called the inspiration of the nu-metal genre, an enormous disrespect to Tool. When Tool was formed, they were one of the first alternative metal bands. Today, countless nu-metal bands copy this style and attitude, and all list Tool as their primary influence, despite only taking in the surface noise and angst from Tool and none of their depth, complexity, or talent. This mockery came to a climax when shitcore band Limp Bizkit did a cover of Opiate in concert, which was full of whines and lyrical mishaps. Worst of all, the 6-minute song was condensed to a 2-minute rap.
Tool's masterpieces include the songs; H., Forty-Six and 2, Eulogy, Sober, Jambi, Prison Sex, Opiate, Pushit, a cover of Led Zeppelin's classic No Quarter.
Guy 1: Dude you should listen to KoRn. They're the ultimate alternative metal band, they're totally original and angsty. They're my favorite band ever.

Guy 2: No man, you should check out Tool. They pioneered the post/alternative metal sound, and they are way more talented and they have way more depth and sincerity, and unlike KoRn, was not created as a manufactured product of pop culture.

Guy 1: No way man, KoRn is the ultimate modern metal band.

Guy 2: -hands guy 1 a copy of Tool's 2nd album, "Undertow", saving guy 1's dignity-

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Tool Syndrome 

Tool Syndrome is a offset of crackeritis. When crackeritis is at its end, there are three things that may happen

1. You may get shot in a drive-by by a group of real black people
2. Crackeritis passes and you are fine(most common)
3. You undergo Tool Syndrome
Tool Syndrome includes being used, being stupid and douchey and will eventually end in your depression an then suicide
Guy 1: Justin Bieber's crackeritis is cured
Guy 2: Finally no more gay music
Guy 1: You didn't let me finish he now has tool syndrome
Guy 2: God Damn it
Tool Syndrome by fxw July 11, 2010
Related Words

Tool Crew 

A bunch of guys who are complete assholes for no apparent reason other than pissing off everyone around them.
"I was going to flip a bitch at that douche bag, but his tool crew was there to back him up."
Tool Crew by TiggsFTW January 26, 2010

tool army 

The fan club for the band Tool (which is probably by far the greatest band i've ever listened to).
"Are you a member of the Tool Army?? WE WANT YOU!"
tool army by benanner April 18, 2007

Tool On Deck 

"Tool On Deck" is an urban phrase used when you want to let people know you have gun. The word "tool" refers to the gun and the word "deck" refers to having your gun at the ready. The phrase was originated in the south in places like Miami & New Orleans. Was made popular by rapper Lil' Wayne on the song "9mm" on David Banners album "The Greatest Story Ever Told".
What? You wanna start some shit? TOOL ON DECK!

Don't worry, if they start something I got my "tool on deck".

Tool On Deck by Just Guy January 17, 2008

tool time 

1) The show within a show on "Home Improvement" starring Tim Allen.

2) What Tim Allen experienced in the prison shower during his three year sentence.
"It's tool time!" said Tim Taylor on the cold open of Home Improvement.

"It's tool time!" said the 280 pound tattooed inmate to Tim Allen in the shower when he dropped the soap.

Tool gun 

The Tool gun, is an item from Garry's Mod (GMod), that allows the player to spawn many things, such as lights, ropes, explosives, and can also spawn props.

It is a very customizable tool, that players can add their own options to, such as being able to set health, change the models of props, or customize vehicles.

The tool gun is also modeled after the Revolver, another weapon from the game, as well as Valve's Half-life 2.
Guy 1: Hey dude, what's your favorite option for the Tool gun?
Guy 2: Dynamite.
Guy 1: Nice.
Tool gun by Nephilis Thylord November 24, 2020