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Toe Pincher

A term frequently used in the American funeral industry for a coffin - a six sided burial receptacle.

The word refers to the wedge-like shape of the coffin, which widens from the head to the shoulders and then narrows from the shoulders to the feet - the foot end often being much more narrow than the head end, as if pinching the toes of the person laying inside it.

The term is now sometimes used in everyday American slang, especially during the Halloween season.
Jake: Are we building a haunted house in the garage this year for Halloween?

Tyler: Yup, and I found a really cool toe pincher we can use. It's fake and made of cardboard but it looks like a real coffin.

Jake: Cool! I'll dress up like a vampire and lay inside it.
by Cody's Dad December 13, 2010
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toe pussy

The webbing between your toes
August: fuck i cut my toe pussy

Luci: damn
by dropkickagrandma August 9, 2022
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Rogue Toe

When you have one toe that will unexpectedly cramp and separate from the natural pointing angle of the other toes for many mins.
Last night I had my feet up and my left pinky went "Rogue Toe".
by Killthief September 7, 2011
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Toe Cramp

A painful feeling when three of your toes (usually three) lock up and cause you to run around and scream like a complete idiot.
BF: Ahhhhh!!!
GF: OMG...what the hell is wrong?!
BF: F***, a toe cramp!
GF: Puss...
by LoudMann June 6, 2012
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Toe Waffle

When one defecates in the shower and uses their foot to stomp it down the drain in a manner that makes the feces resemble a waffle in an iron.
Jake had to use the bathroom, but was too lazy to get out of the shower. so he made Toe Waffles.
by Anhilated247 October 12, 2021
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Grammal Toe

When a woman as old as your grandmother has camel toe.
This club is lame, you guys want to hit wal-mart and peep some sweeeeet Grammal Toe. It's like the bat signal for horny senior citizens, and me.
by taintnomisbehavin March 7, 2017
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booger toe

sticking your big toe in your lovers rectum or vagina
cindy was over last night i slipped her the booger toe
by cornball775 March 8, 2018
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