Devil's Toenails

Usually consumed by starving Dead Heads and Hippies, Devil's Toenails are simply a crushed-up version of Ramen noodles without the liquid, usually with whatever flavor packet is included.

"We're all so strung out on acid that we can't even heat up a cup of water. It looks like we'll be eating Devil's Toenails again tonight for sure!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 22, 2023

left ring toenail grease maker

a small machine that makes grease that resembles the grease from a left ring toenail

i need me a left ring toenail grease maker

by TheCoolerLeo June 29, 2024

Tits over Toenails

Am imaginary Australian military saying for standing up straight or at attention or in a state of preparedness

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Wake up lads! Tits over Toenails! The major will be here for inspection in 15 minutes.

by Corncakes December 25, 2024

t-t-t-TOCINOOOOOO

stupid dumbass

this guy is a t-t-t-TOCINOOOOOO

by Bakugan580 January 13, 2026

DON'T BE MAD, 'TOINE!

SAID TO EASE YOUR WAY INTO AN APOLOGY BECAUSE IT REMINDS THE PERSON OF ANTOINE AND BLAINE OF 'MEN ON FILM' ON IN LIVING COLOR AND THEY IMMEDIATELY START LAUGHING AND/OR FORGET WHY THEY WERE MAD IN THE FIRST PLACE.

TODD: NOT NOW. I'M PISSED AT YOU!
ALICE: AT LEAST HEAR ME OUT.
TODD: (SILENT BROODING)
ALICE: DON'T BE MAD, 'TOINE!
TODD: (SHAKING HIS HEAD, LAUGHING) WELL, 2 SNAPS UP , AN AIR KISS AND A WINK!

by MAMA GOOSE 1 June 21, 2017

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by Adujasty343 May 22, 2025